Signs we loved. This was pre-Noah.

When we started showing these signs to Noah, he kept saying "I think I can remember that one" but there's no way he could. He wasn't even conceived until several countries, two van sales and a bottle of vodka later.

I digress. We took pictures of signs that made us laugh whilst travelling and had always had a blog post in mind where we show some of the greatest hits but we just never got round to it. Too busy, alright? Anyway, here they are in all their glory. We've captioned them with the original text. Enjoy.

Refuse to feed

Please slowly for the noise

Parts of camera

Dishes with Chinese characteristics

Liability of the regional

Immortality-Pill-Making-Furnace

Thus up the hill at the

No tossing

Copulating with dwarves whilst wheelchair-bound people watch area

They returened for more when they found out the BBQ CHICKEN were actually good when they found out the BBQ CHICKEN

Express Lane. Welcome to happiness.

Next widows please

Anyone climbing in this clothes dryer will be asked to leave immediately and will forfeit any site fees. Cheryl immediately climbed in.

Vag

Ernste Wanke Road EXIT 1km

Bees active in this area

LIVE WASP NEST WANTED
LIVE WASP NEST WANTED

U 1 fish? v catch 4U! (Guarantee Yummy)

If the train is on fire, please stand clear of the train.