Well-rounded and knowledgeable

These are a couple of traits we would like Noah to have. You may notice, then, that on most of the videos we upload here there is one of two things on the tele:

1. Jeremy Kyle. So that he can absorb the wisdom of JK and the pathos of his guests' situations ("I slept with ten other people at the time. Are you the Dad?") for example.

2. The news. So that he knows what's going on around the world and which of the ageing celebrities is really a paedophile.

As you can see from the following video, Noah was far too preoccupied with the plight of the Egyptian people to play 'bang on the table' with mummy.