The other day, your mummy and daddy threw a handful of your belongings into a bag and drove you over to grandma and grandad's at light speed so we could go to London. We went to watch a very talented man called Benjamin Clementine.
Here is a picture of him.
He was brilliant.
And below is some pictures of mummy and daddy on the tube. When we were on the way back to Cockfosters, after the gig, it was late. There was no one else on out carriage and no one in sight in the next two carriages. It was like we were completely alone. Then, in the middle of the underground, the train slowed to a stop.
Then the engines turned off.
Then mummy said this: "What would you do if a huge man carrying a machete came through that cabin there and started walking towards us?"
I told mummy, only half jokingly, that I would use her as a human shield and then run off into the night.
Yucky, I know
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