7.00am Waking up.
8.00am Breakfast.
9.25am Jeremy Kyle and trumping.
10.30am Nap and making a poo.
12.00pm Go to the shops.
1.00pm Have a bath.
2.00pm Have some lunch.
3.00pm Afternoon nap.
5.00pm Trump some more and make more poo.
6.00pm Play with Daddy.
7.00pm Go to the pub. Have a skinful and a fight.
8.00pm Throw a mard.
8.00pm Get convinced by Mummy to stop crying before Daddy has a breakdown.
10.30pm Be cute again so Mummy and Daddy have no choice but to love me. Suckers.
ANY TIME IN THE NIGHT - Sleep.
Stop taking photos of me making poo's! Goodness me where is my privacy? I shall have to speak to my agent!!
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