The new test devised by MI5

Noah and his mummy were approached in Hinckley by an MI5 agent. He asked if Noah would like to serve his country. He said, "It would be an honour, your highness," and then bowed. Cheryl was a little embarrassed and explained to Noah that the man wasn't royalty. Anyway, the long and the short of it was, they took a load of pictures of Noah and took them back to the secret headquarters. When they are interrogating terrorists they show them these pictures and if the terrorist doesn't go, "Awwww!" then they know they have been truly radicalised and are dead inside. Then they ship them to Guantanemo. Easy.

Apparently even Abu Qatada wept like a girl and said "Omfg that's the cutest thing everrrr!"