We can't wait for this piece of shit story to be made into an action adventure with Big Russ as Noah. What I really like is some of the reaction to the film version from the press screenings. There was one Christian reviewer (and for the life of me I can't find the review now) who said that Aronofsky has taken liberties with the story and made Noah a 'dark' character. No shit. Noah is a dark character. He was mentally unwell, hearing voices:
"So God said to Noah, “I am going to put an end to all people"
He was impossibly old:
"Noah lived a total of 950 years, and then he died."
He got hammered on wine;
"When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk."
And showed his cock to his son.
"Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father naked and told his two brothers outside."
So yeah, he's a dark character alright. The following picture is from a deleted scene from the movie where Noah gets wasted:
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