You about shit yourself with excitement when you saw this little pond thing in Koln. So after walking around for a bit, we let you have a paddle in there before we went back to our hotel. I spent a great amount of time and effort efficiently rolling up your shorts so you didn't get the bottom of the. Wet. The first thing you did was launch into a doggy paddle, drenching everything anyway.
We learned that fact in the middle of a public stretch of grass. Everyone saw your poo. And your willy.
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