A lack of blogging. A lack of a public blog.

A number of ferocious mothers got hold of our blog and twisted what we had said in it out of all proportion and perspective, Noah,

These same people spread the word of our blog to their ferocious friends who, too, twisted what we had said until it was unrecognisable.

Then they spread the word of our blog and on and on.

Anyway, because of an increasing amount of views and horrible comments about your mum and I being terrible parents, blah blah blah.

So for now we are no longer public. Which is a shame. This will change though, don't worry.

Some things you are doing right now include:

• Being a right little madam, crying and whining if you don't get your own way. Don't worry, Noah, we make sure you don't get away with being such a petty boy. We know it's a just a phase so we are staying strong and not allowing you to run the home.
• Saying, "That's a good idea, mummy!" No matter what we say. Or you will come up with an idea and proceed to tell us how good an idea it is. Example: "Watch the fireworks daddy? That's a good idea!"
• You have some dolphins that you love playing with in the bath. You also have a dinosaur. You have a lovely little roleplay where the dinosaur scares the bajeezus out of the dolphins. It gets tiresome for your mummy and I to play along, but you never tire of it.
• You are continuing to learn the countries of the world.
• Yesterday morning, you dropped one of your toys and, looking a bit annoyed, you said, "Oh, dammit!" To which we burst out laughing.

You are making us all laugh a lot recently.