It has been made public and official: you are going to be an older brother

This is news you have known for three and a half months actually. It still doesn't mean it is something you have come to terms with. You are still in denial.

Whenever we ask you if you are looking forward to having a baby in the house (we did say another baby, but you refused to be referred to as a 'baby') you always answer the same way: "No thank you, Mummy."

You are polite about it.

The scan itself was hilarious. Your mummy was asked nicely by the sonographer to stop laughing, in fact. The reason she was laughing was this: the new baby was bouncing around inside mummy's tummy like QWOP. On the screen, the baby looked like it was bouncing around like a crazy thing.

This is QWOP:

That's what the baby was doing all over the screen.

Here is another picture:

It's not a picture of our baby. Who cares though? They all look the same at this point.

"What a waste of £4" said daddy when he paid for the picture, "Google images is free!"