Today, Cheryl went to get her hair cut in town leaving me alone with Noah. Easy, yes? Well, yes, mostly. That was until I needed to change his nappy. That is usually (literally) a piece of piss. The biggest problem is that Noah's favourite thing to do in the world is to play the game 'wee on daddy'. Well, as I was cleaning his bum with a baby wipe and smothering his baby bits in sudacrem because I love him and I don't want him having a nappy rash, I looked up and saw that he had done a wee...and it had gone all over his own pretty little face. I'm talking drenched, here.
I am a terrible person.
Always fun those early days nappy changes! Wait till you take the nappy off to reveal a boner! that's when the REAL high pressure washing starts!
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