Bobs

When we told Noah that he was going to nursery, he was so excited he shit the bath.

Then we couldn't get him to stop smiling for a few days. 

It all became quite tedious quite quickly so we tried to get him to calm down and stop smiling for a bit. Nothing worked. We told him Peppa Pig had been slaughtered because the local farmer needed some quick cash. We told him that today he can only have three puddings. We told him the general world consensus on gingers. Nothing. Nothing could dampen his spirits. So we tried doing a water torture on him...

That did it

Bingo