A long old month

'Old' is the proper quote here, too. Noah turned 1 year old and he's had a real blast. He's seen so many people and he has been so incredibly spoilt by everyone. That is, except us.Mummy and Daddy are shrewd, Noah. We know your ability to distinguish between cheap and expensive presents is currently piss poor. So if we half fill an empty value cola bottle with tesco basic dried pasta and sell it to you as a present, you better believe that we can convince you it is an amazing gift. Even if we can't, you aren't making memories yet. In the words of Louis CK, you're memory is like an etch a sketch that we shake clean every day.

It leaves us more money to spend on honey flavoured Jack Daniels. My god that drink is unbelievable.